A 4-inch AI device that sits next to your TV. Plug it in once. It pulls your year of phone footage over local wifi and renders watchable family films straight to your screen. No cloud. No subscription. No app rituals.
How many photos did you take of your kid this year? Roughly. Three or four a day, plus the holiday and birthday bursts — easily ten thousand a year. Hundreds of video clips on top.
But how many have you genuinely sat down and watched? Probably under twenty. Ninety-plus percent of what you captured will sleep in your camera roll forever, and never be opened again.
It's not that you don't love your kid. The tools are failing you:
The day your child turns 18 and asks "what was I like as a little kid?" — what you'll actually pull up is the same six photos you've shown everyone for years. The rest of their childhood lives somewhere in your phone, in a place you'll never go back to. Another app won't fix that. A piece of hardware that does the work for you might.
Three cables and three minutes is the entire installation. Power. HDMI to your TV. Local wifi. Pair with your iPhone once.
From then on the box runs on its own. It pulls moments worth keeping from your camera roll over your home network, shapes them into a story arc with pacing and music, and renders films straight to your TV. You confirm under 5% per film from your phone — that's it.
Last week of every December, an annual film of your year is waiting on your TV. Your photos never left your house.
A neural processor sized for video understanding lives inside the box — not borrowed from a phone, not rented from a cloud. Multi-year face continuity, scene grading, and emotional pacing run on hardware purpose-built for this and nothing else.
The box only ever connects to the internet for software updates and license checks. Your photos travel from your phone to the box over your local wifi and stay there. There is no cloud copy. We could not exfiltrate your data even if we wanted to.
After three minutes of setup, the box runs on its own clock. Monthly recap. Post-trip. Every birthday. Year-end annual. You don't open an app, don't tap anything daily, don't write reminders. The box does.
December annual plays straight onto your living-room TV — no AirPlay setup, no streaming app, no buffering. The cable from the box to your TV is the entire interface. Dolby surround on supported sets.
Sub-25 dB top fan. Cool to the touch even after a four-hour render. Designed to live on a shelf next to your TV, on all the time, the way a router does — but without the LEDs you wish you could turn off.
Hardware covered for 2 years (parts + labor). Software supported for at minimum 7 years — published commitment, not marketing line. After year 2, repair pricing is published before you buy. We will swap a refurbished unit before yours fails.
Power, HDMI, wifi — three cables, three minutes. Pair with your iPhone via the FamilyMemo app, once.
The box scans your camera roll over local wifi, picks the moments worth remembering, and renders a film you'd be proud to send your parents.
Monthly. Post-trip. Every birthday. Every December annual. Films land on your TV automatically — under 5% confirmation per film.
Real testimonials replace these placeholders after the December 2026 pilot closes. Below are illustrative examples only.
"I plugged it in once. Eight months later I haven't had to think about it — and somehow it's made the best films of my kid I've ever seen."
"My partner cried at the December film. The fact that nothing left our house — that mattered to us as much as the film itself."
"For $499 once, I stopped feeling guilty every December that I hadn't made anything. The box made it for me."